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July 11th, 2004

11:52 am - hmm Haha. This is how fucking small our world is. Ok as some of you know I rent stuff for partys like chairs and tables and stuff. Well my dad does the same thing but he has a store. So on tuesday i was at his store and this dude walks in and asks for prices and my dad gave him the price for some round tables he wanted and he said it was too expensive and that he didnt want the tables but he wanted a terp and blah blah blah. ok so he leaves. Later on that day i get a call from this lady that has a bridal shop over in SF mall and she tells me if i have round tables for rent so im like yeah i have some. I would just borrow them from my dad. She told me she needed them for saturday and I had to deliver them. Ok so she gives me the name of the dude and the adress. So saturday comes and i got to my dads place to pick up the tables and when i get there he is gonna go put up the tarp so i tell him ill help you put it up but i have to drop off teh tables i have. I dont knwo ehere the place is so i ask him if he knows. so he looks at the paper i had the adress on and gives me the adress of the place where he is going and it the same thing. so we are going to the same place. So the dude that didnt want the chairs from my dad ended up getiing them from him anyway at a more expensive price. he payed liek 1 50 more. so when we get to the dudes house he sees my dad and he sees me with him and he has a face that just says "what the fuck?" And we tell him the whole story. So he went to another place to pay more for the same shit. hopefully this made sence. it made sence to me. Ok that was in the morning. At night i went to a 15añera. There was a band playing, and bands only play norteñas corridos and an occasional cumbia. those are the lame 15s. We need DJs for this younger generation dammit. well there was a dj but he played for like 30 minutes. thast when i got the most action. I danced with this girl, she was liek shorter than me. she looked taller sitting down for some reason. I saked her to dance and she gets up and she is like up to muy chest. she must have been like 4 feet tall. She could move though. She made me sweat. haha. ok so the Dj played his 30 minutes and the band started playing again and the chick just decides to sit down. so I thank her and look for another victim and all the cute girls are sitting . so im liek how lucky is this? i ask a gourp of girls why they are sitting don and if they wanna dance. None of them said yeah and it turns out "they dont know how to dance mexican music". so i tell one of them ill teach you how to dance. Ohh man i regreat saying that. She seriously didnt know how to dance. Its liek if it was her 1st time dancing. so i told her, damn you really dont know how to dance.. nah i didnt say that. i just ask her if she wanted to sit back down and she said yeah. I dont knwo what they were doing there if as soon as you came in the place its full of hardcore mexican and you can dance mexican stuff. they sat there forever so i sat back down and started talking to this girls mom for some reason. we talked for like 40 minutes. The band started playing cumbias and i wanted to dance and i look at where all the girls were sitting and they were gone. so im like shit. so i asked the 15añera where are all your friends and she said they had left and she was all sad so i asked her to dance. So we danced for like an hours and she was telling me all thses problems she had while we danced up close. Then the banc took a break and we sat down. When the band started playing again the place was empty. there was nothing but old chicks so im liek this looks familiar. All i needed was a waitress to hit on me and i would have been on that mexican night club i went to a while ago. I didnt care if they were old. i went and asked a lady out to dance. lol lady. she must have been the crazy wild aunt we all have cus she was all over me. JEJEJE. not all over me as in kissing me and shit but holding me a little too close. so i danced with her for the rest of the night wich weas like another hour. the end This entry sucked Current Mood: blah Current Music: The Berzerker - principles and practices of embalming

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June 28th, 2004

07:17 pm - Beans beans the horrible fruit I AM FUKING SICK OF BEANS!!!!!!!!!! Well my aunt just came from Mexico to visit, but a month ago my grandma came also. So to make them feel at home my mom has been making beans for 1 month a 2 weeks. EVERY FUCKING DAY. She still cooks her normal stuff but she puts beans on the side. Last night we had spagetti and beans. Kind of a werid combo. Beans for breakfast beans for lunch beans for dinner. Beans tacos, Refried beans, Machacados, de la hoya, y en todo. And this is gonna continue for another 3 weeks. We just went to the store last night and she got a 10Lb bag of beans. Who buys 10Lbs of beans? I probably have 4 Lbs of beans inside of me now. I have bean juice going through my veins. You know how sometimes you take a medicine and the pee smells like the medicine? Well i bet my piss is gonna start smelling like beans pretty soon. My shit already looks brown......ohh wait thats normal. Well thast it. Ill see when i write again. Current Mood: sick Current Music: horoscopos de durango - dos locos

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June 25th, 2004

05:43 pm - HELLLLLL YEAAAAAHHH BIOTCH!!!!!!!! Today I went to take my State Exam to be a life agent, (insurance brooker) And i fucking passed that shit Nigga. I have my career set. Now all I need is to be trained and in about 3 to 4 months i can go out on my own. Im one step closer to being rich. One step closer for our trip to Italy Chula ( you know who you are) so yeah. I rule now. Its a hella good day. I also went to get new tires for my car and my bro owed me 200 bucks from a long time ago and the tottal was $249 so I got 4 new tires and i only spent 50 bucks off my poket. What esle? My aunt is comming from Mexico to visit. She always brings Mexican candy. The best damn candy ever. She gets here at 10:00. So everything is going really good. IM GONNA BE RICH BIOTCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: happy Current Music: Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard

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June 24th, 2004

03:47 pm - Damn old farts OK i dont have much time to write cus im hella busy. This is what happened on Wednsday. My cousin bought a truck like a month ago and he doesnt know what to do with it. So when I wake up my cousin goes in my room and says "lets go to DMV to register the truck under your name. So im like ok. So we get ready and go outside and the truck is gone. We had parked it Half a block away from my house cus in our street theres street cleaning and we hadn't moved the truck since last thursday. So its missing. These 2 ladies were passing by and saw that we looked all puzzled staring at an empty parking space, so they asked Que paso chicos? What happened? So we are like our truck is gone, Then this old dude comes out and starts saying that a tow truck towed it this morning, That the cops saw it and they took it, But I know he was talking bull shit cus my street is like calm you neverever see cops around. You know how some Old farts are that todo les molesta. Everything bothers them. So my theory is that since it was there so long almost a week he called the popos (lol) and they saw it didnt have plates do they towed it. So we go to DMV to register the truck and they told us that to get the truck out we need a police relese form. So we go to the Police place in N Hollywood. Theres like 5 other people there also that their car got towed. So we get in line and wait like 15 long minutes. When we get to the fron the bitch ass cop lady must have had something up her ass cus we told her we needed a relese form for a car that was towed and she just explodes and starts telling us "you know what? Im up to fucking here(points to head) with these towed cars. Se weare like its not our fault people tow...... and seh interrupts us and screams "ofcourse its not your fault it must be my fault huh? so we stay quiet. So she looks up the car and they tell us that in order to get it out the truck has to be insured. So by now im ready to just die. So off we go to our incurance lady. They are fucking hot. Damn i think im starting to like old chicks. is that bad? WEll anyway. We tell them the story and they give us the insurance. My insurance went from 207 for 2 cars to 315 for my 2 cars and the truck. My fucking cousing better pay. So now we have the insurance and we go back to the poloce station. the same fucking lady was there so she turns to us and says "didnt i just help you people" in those words, So we tell her "yeah you told us to come back remembrrrrrrr? making fun of her. so she gets pissed even more but se queda callada. so she gives us the relese form and off we go to the towing place. We find the truck and pay the charges and we get on the truck and it wont start. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG. So my cousin is a mecanic so he is like is gonna be the oil. SO we take off to pep boys to get some fuckign oil. We buy it and go back to the towing place and we are gonan putthe oil in and this guy comes nad starts saying you cant work onyour truck in our premisses. Fucking bastards. Se we end up pushing the truck out side and then we put the oil in and start the truck and he drives home and i go behind him. Tottal cost that day:534 dollars The end. fucking old farts que les molesta todo. Find something to do besides screwing with people. We are probably gonan slash his tires and egg his house or give him the flaming bag off poop stunt. revenge is sweet. Current Mood: angry Current Music: The Muse- Time is running out

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June 21st, 2004

07:45 pm - Holly shit its your mom? OK so today was my second night to go to that place la cascada. The same waitress was there and she served us and she knows me as "el baby" cus she says im cute looking. Today it was kinda lame. I dont think ill go back. I should defenetly stick to the clubs my age. I havent been to a club in a while. I did go to this 15añera though like afterwards. A bunch of 15 16 year olds which made me a rapist there. I didnt care. The DJ was good. He was playing cool crap. So see this girl come in wearing a light green mini-skirt. She looked really really cute so I at least had to dance with her once. The 15añera did her dance, and the walts and then everyone started dancing. You know what i fucking hate? When chicks strat dancing in a little group. In this situation it was my girlfriend with a green skirt and 3 other girls dancing in a little group. I was gonna ask her before anyone but she was all the way accross the room and her friends beat me to her. So i went back my seat and scouted for another victim to dance with, but all of them were already dancing. Unless i wanted an old chick but you know how that would end up. So i look at the group of girls where my GF with the green skirt was dancing and she wasnt there anymore so i start looking for her and she was sitting down fixing her shoe. So I rush to her and as soon ias i got there she was done withher shoe and i asked her to dance. She said yeah so off we went. The DJ was playing Cumbias which is a dnace where you either know how to dance good you look really kool but if you are a beginner you look like whatever. I know how to dance and she knew how so La empieso a bailar bien perron. I controll her and she is really light to handle. which is a good thing. When i would spin her her skirt wold just flare around and it look cool. by this time i had her hooked. She wouldent stop looking at me. Then they played megengue, This is where it gets good. Merengue was the 1st dance i was dancing with that other lady on the Mexican club. So with this chick i did the same thing kinda. So while we are dancing close i start whispering things in her ear. She had on matching green eye liner. I have seen some chicks try todo this and they look fuckign ugly. But not this one. I would tell her that she had really nice eyes and she would just look at me and smile. Right after that they played rap or hip hop I cant tell the difference. So she starts working me. I was barely able to handle it but I did it. She she would take me up and down and she knew what she was doing. We danced to like 2 rap/hiphop songs, So she looks over my shoulder and stops with ther freaking and srtaightens up and moves a little away from me and dances normal, So im like Whats going on? Then I see this lady aproach her and she turns around and looks at the lady and they lady just gives her like the meanest look. So im still like whats going on? So she turns back twards to me and says thast my mom. So im like ooh shit. So now i look at they lady again and she is staring at me with the same mean look My GF with the green skirt got. Like saying "te estoy biendo hijo de la chingada "I have my eye on you you son of a biotch. So now im scared to touch the girl even scared to dance with the girl. So she sees me and she tells me hold on let her leave. so we wait and she wouldnt stop staring at us. but after like 15 minutes of separeted dancing she left. So we go at it again. The End OK damn this shit is long too. This is for sunday. I need one for today. But the day is not over yet so ill do it tomorrow. Damn moms let your daughters dance how ever they want. ok umm i guess thats it. Tengo hungry. Current Mood: blah Current Music: Puto - Molotov

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June 20th, 2004

12:48 pm - Damn old Women So on saturday im all bored and shit and my 2 cousins decide to go dancing. So i tag along with them. They are old like 25 and 28 and they are like Mexicans. they have been here for about a year. So they take me to this place called La Cascada, which is one of those mexican clubs, As soon as I got in i knew it was gonna suck. We sat down and i looked around and I see nothing but old ladies there. No girls my age all were like 30 and up. Some of them where pretty young looking but still they were over 30. So one of my cousins decides he wasnt to go dance so he does and the other one follows so I stay at the table looking like and idiot. After 20 minutes a shot and a Dos Equis (XX) The chicks are starting to look better than when i came in. Even the waitress that served me is looking hot. So i get the guts to go ask a lady out to dance, I tried topick the cutes chick there. She said yeah so we danced and all through the dance she is like staring right into my eyes kinda like saying "I want you". So then the DJ decides to play a slow dance so im like "oh shit". So the chick grabs me holds me against her and she puts her cheek on my cheek and starts talking to me. She was probably drunk cus she started saying a bunch of crazy shit. She starts out by asking my name and age and she was surpirsed i guess cusn not a lot of 20 year olds go there. As soon as i said i was 20 she held me even closer and whispres into my ear "Tas bien chulo papasito" Translation for the non spanish speakers You are hot daddy." it sounds sweeter in spanish. By this time the shot and the beer had gotten to me a little so i was like " usted tambien esta rechula" which is you are cute too baby.so the slow song ends and the good shit begins, They played some merengue which is a dance that you can freak to so im like "yes". So i grab the girl and turn her around and she knew what to do next. So it went from "oh shit" to "yes". So i handeling my bsusiness and i hear my cousin calling me so i tell him wait till the song ends guey. So the song ends and i thank the lady and, i dont even believe this, she grabs me from the side of the head and kisses me, con lengua y tudo with tongue and all. So my cousin sees me and he tell the other cousin and the start making fun of me telling me que tengo pegue. (Chick magnet sorta) ok so the dj stopps playing for a while and this announcer guy starts saying we have a surprice for you all, We ussually do this on wednsday but today as a special treat for you we have wednsday strippers. So im like "yes" so these 2 hot fine ass looking chisks starts doing a strip show. Bare assed naked. So thast lasted about 20 minutes so the announcer guy says ok now the ladies are gonna go around and i want you to hold your dollars up so you can get lap dances. So one of the chicks sees me and comes directly twards me. ahe mounts me and strarts riding me. haha. So she leaves and ass soon as she does the other chick mount me and rides me also. then she starts huging me and playing with my hair and at the end she huggs me and starts licking my ear. I wasl ike "yes" so she leaves. Its was a little lap dance but the funny thing is that i didnt even have a dollar out or anything. then the waitress comes and offers some more beers so since i was sweating from what i just had I ordered one. So the waitress chick bends over and whispers in my ear. Tegusto eso? yo te lo puedo hacer mejor" Did you like that ? I can do better. My cousin over heard that so they start smiling. so now i have both the stripprs liking me the waitress and the chick that made out with me. we left there like at 2 in the morning. and All the wa home my cousins were telling me that they were gonna bring me more often and the i was a fucking old chick magnet. That was one of the coolest nights i have had in a while. Damn this shit is long. hopefully you read it all people. Damn old ladys. Why cant girls my age be like that? If there are any I still havent found her. ok thast it. Oh no todays is sunday, Church at 7:30 Current Mood: happy Current Music: Time and Time Again - Chronic Future

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June 18th, 2004

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